The BG News Falcon Screech

Dear Bum sleeping in the Union, when did this place become a hotel? You sleep across couches that leave me nowhere to sit and what's worse is I have to listen to you snore. Sometimes you even show up at 7:30AM just to go back to sleep. Your apartment wasn't getting the job done for you? Most of the time you sleep during the middle of the day; don't you have anything better to do? How do you think it looks to visitors to see you sleeping? Don't you worry that someone is going to steal your stuff sitting on the ground next to you while you are sleeping? So how about you don't embarrass yourself anymore and just stay at home and sleep. You literally look like a bum!